Chaos Gremlins

Meet the underpaid, overpowered, and questionably effective staff who run the Arland Archives. Someone has to keep the author alive.

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Director of Public Relations Compliance

Revin

Deals with trolls, rude commenters, and spam bots. Responds exclusively through silent intimidation and exaggerated mime gestures. Shockingly effective.

Featured:
Forged Not Broken Duology

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PR Director & Emotional Damage Control

Spoon

Keeps everyone fed, hydrated, rested, and marginally less feral. The only functional member of the team.

Featured:

Forged Not Broken Duology

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Director of Unhinged Creativity

The Muse

Responsible for new book ideas, plot twists, sleep deprivation, and the occasional accidental kidnapping of the author. Should not be unsupervised.

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The Wild Car Ride

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Supreme Director of HR

Zavriel

Ensures everyone “behaves.” Enforces workplace policies via fear, velvet, and lava. Handles disputes with style and a small army of chained assistants.

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Hard Truths

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Manager of IT & Maintenance

Jaxen

Fixes the site when Kessar presses the wrong button. Performs emergency tech support. Communicates entirely in grunts and works best when left alone.

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A Wrench in the Gears

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Head of Security & Conflict Removal

Barnaby

Quiet, imposing, and allergic to nonsense, he is responsible for escorting trolls, spambots, and overly bold DMs out the metaphorical door.

Featured:

Forged Not Broken Duology

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Research & Development Analysts

Satira & Fizzie

Satira sees patterns where none should exist. Fizzie digs up truths no one asked for.
Their methods clash, their results confuse HR, and somehow they always deliver breakthroughs that reshape entire worlds. Approach with offerings, not questions.

Featured:

Forged Not Broken Duology